I'm at work (shhhh don't tell anyone I'm blogging) and I've come across this really, really long Java class name. It's like a short story, reading it.
So I thought — there's an idea. A short story told entirely in a Java class name. Here's one I thought of:
StopForChildrenCrossingRoadsImportantRequiredV5Impl.java. (This one would be for automated car driving code).
GrandmaWantsToKnowWhereHerSocialSecurityCheckIsDBSearch.java (She won't stop calling!)
MyBossKeepsWatchingMeToMakeSureIAmWorkingSoIHaveToKeepTyping.java (test only class)
My boss is several states away and can't watch me do anything. He actually keeps tabs on me by how often I use Copilot AI and GitHub. No, really. Automated metrics. It's crazy.
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