I Finished First in the 2025 Manchester Road Race

I probably need to unpack that a bit. I finished first, which means I quit before anyone else, having run about a quarter mile of the 4 1/2 mile course. I wasn't even registered to run, so I didn't feel incredibly guilty about wimping out. But for that quarter mile, I was keeping up with the runners, in the pack, wearing my comfy crocs, as I headed back home. When my street came up, I dipped out, surprising some of the onlookers, and walked up the hill to my house.

I was out of breath when I arrived. That little bit of running, and the walk up the hill, got me breathing heavily.

I have run the annual Thanksgiving event once before, registered and everything. Made it all the way to the end, and I was in shape enough that I could have turned around and done it again. Those days are in the past.

One of the cool perks at work is their program called "Perks at Work". They want you to know that it's something you really should count as a benefit of working there. You can give kudos to your teammates, and those translate into funny money that can be spent on overpriced stuff from a catalog. It is overpriced; find a specific purse or guitar or anything and look it up, it's for sale 25% or more cheaper everywhere. I guess they feel that since it's not real money, it's funny money, that they can overcharge and you're going to be fine with it.

But one of these things, last time I looked, was a home treadmill. We have a gym at work (a legitimate perk) that I most often use to change into work clothes when I bicycle to work. They have some nice treadmills there (but dude, I just biked to work, I got my exercise for the day). If I had one at home, I could watch YouTube or a movie or something that I would do at my desk, but while getting some steps in, slowly getting back to a place where I could run almost five miles like it was no big deal.

My son's bench weights are taking up the space I would use for the treadmill. We got talking, and thought that maybe we could get a storage units for his weights and his Magic cards (he has A LOT of MtG cards). There's some crates I don't need every day (or month) down in the cellar, too.

So now:

  • Get a storage unit
  • Take down the weights and somehow get them to the storage unit
  • Perk at work and get a treadmill
  • Set it up
  • Actually use this thing for a year instead of it becoming another "hey those weights you never use are taking up all this space".
  • Run in the Manchester Road Race next year, but f'r rills.

Wow, that sounds like a lot of work, actually.

(If any of you reading this actually ran in the road race — I was there, cheering you on, and hope next year I can be running with you rather than just near you!)

3 responses to “I Finished First in the 2025 Manchester Road Race”

  1. Nimgimli Avatar
    Nimgimli

    I just gave away my exercise bike that I used for a few months until somehow hurting my tailbone on it and not being able to sit on it for 6 months… which extended from 6 months to “until I gave it away”.

    Next I bought a standing desk (really cheap one that wobbles around) and a ‘walking pad’ which is like a baby treadmill. I found I couldn’t actually mouse accurately while walking, but I can use it while playing a game with a controller or just watching YouTube. Which maybe I’ll actually do once our move is finished and I have a good place to set it all up.

    1. Tipa Avatar

      We have standing desks at work. I usually try to put a couple hours standing during meetings, then lower it when I need to get real work done.

  2. bhagpuss Avatar

    We used to have one of those overpriced catalogs where I work. When you clocked up five or ten or any other number ending in five or zero years, they’d give you a sum of money to spend – in the catalog. I got one for, I dunno, I think it was ten years, and although it was a decent amount of money on paper, the things you could buy with it were so over-priced I just couldn’t bring myself to “buy” anything at all so the money went unused.

    Fortunately, when the next anniversary came up, they’d changed things so you could instead opt for the money to go onto your store card instead, which since I work in a bookshop, seemed like a good deal, especially when you consider we also get 50% discount and 10% credit against future purchases. That’s a lot of books. Hell of a lot better than a kettle for three times what it costs in the shops!

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